holyposeidon:

the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them

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buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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milkinyourbutt:

mikey way speaking at a show

he’s so drunk omg

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releasetheseagulls:

ihavesinned777:

 *-*

JINNNNNXXXX

hes so small in that picture ^_^

they-sell-pretendable:

lifesahappys0ng:

once-lerspajamas:

neebles:

em-exceeds-change-zearu:

kaitochocolate:

castielismydivision:

race-to-the-cornucopia:

theydrowningoldenmisery:

fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

dead ^

OHMYFUCKINGOD.

oh lord help me

YOU HAVE KILLED ME WITH LAUGHTER

reblogging again because of the extra summary

one of my favorite posts ever

can this be an actual book series please

It would fucking make up for that horribly shitty DH book

I declare this the BEST THING ON THE INTERNET

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moord:

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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trophyvibes:

I JUST YELPED

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